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Halo 3

When Bungie releases Halo 3 sometime next year, I’m hoping that the user colors/emblem system gets some upgrades. I have tried again and again to find the perfect emblem and the perfect color scheme, but I’m just not sure it’s possible with the options available. My wish list:

1. More colors to choose from. In Halo 2 we are given 18 colors to choose from. And they are all washed out. The white is more of an off white, and the black (“steel”) is gray. Steel and brown are almost the same color. Red and crimson are almost the same color. Modern consoles render millions of colors. Given the broadband connection required for Live, it’s not asking too much that users get a color picker for 24-bit color depth. Or at the very least 256 colors.

2. The ability to choose more than four colors. Yep, we only get four colors in Halo 2. Primary Player Color (main armor color, icon background 1), Secondary Player Color (armor trim, icon background 2), Primary Emblem Color, and Secondary Emblem Color.

3. More emblems. We get 64 in Halo 2. Ten of these are single digits, 0-9. Some of them are too similar to each other. Some of them are too obscure for anyone to recognize or understand. Some are just too hard to make out on the screen. And Bungie could release more as time goes on. It could hold contests — users could submit new emblem designs.

4. More emblem backgrounds. How about a sunburst background? Or a background consisting of more than two colors?

5. Armor patterns. Tiger stripes. Leopard spots. Racing stripes. You can customize your team’s uniform in Madden — why not in Halo? Halo 2 gives the user the trim (Secondary Player) color, but it’s not enough. Besides — in team games, your personal color choices get wiped out — your only unique identifier is your icon. Why not white arms or white shoes or a white helmet? This should be kept in check so that a user’s team affiliation is obscured, but it could be done.

6. Numbers in addition to emblems. The NFL, MLB, NBA, and NHL do it. And let’s make them double-digit numbers. I was number 25 in high school.

7. Adjustable armor appearance. The Arbiter has different armor than a standard Elite. A Helljumper has different armor than a Spartan. Or maybe just gives a few tweaks.

I could go on. Heck, maybe I’ll add more later.

Xbox 360: Too Expensive?

Microsoft today announced pricing plans for the upcoming Xbox 360. Here’s the breakdown that I got from Gamespot’s article:

Xbox 360 Core System – $299 (299 Euros, 209 GBP)
•Xbox 360 console
•Wired controller
•Detachable faceplate
•Xbox Live Silver membership
•Standard AV cables

Xbox 360 – $399 (399 Euros, 279 GBP)
•Xbox 360 console
•20GB detachable hard drive
•Wireless controller
•Wireless Xbox Live headset
•High-definition AV cables
•Ethernet cable
•Xbox 360 Media Remote Control (limited time)
•Detachable faceplate
•Xbox Live Silver membership

Alternate names considered for the Core System were “Dork System,” “n00b System,” and “Pokemon Edition.”

In my E3 2005 wrap-up, I posited a $500 price tag for the PS3. I didn’t say it, but I anticipated a $300 price tag for the Xbox 360 with hard drive. I’ve always felt that three bones is acceptable, but four bones is a tad steep. Now it’s looking very much like both systems will hit the middle ground, and drop for four hundred bucks.

Obviously, the Xbox 360 is “available” for under three hundred dollars. But let’s look at that package. No wireless controller, the latest promised addition to baseline console equipment; and no hard drive, the latest promised addition to baseline console equipment — five years ago. The pricier package comes with both, along with a wireless Xbox Live headset, HDTV cables (instead of standard RCA cables), an ethernet cable, and the mouthful Xbox 360 Media Remote Control (let’s just shorten that to 360 Remote). Both packages come with a detachable faceplate and an Xbox Live Silver membership, which is basically the crap version. Also, according to this News.com article, the Core system will be green, while the full version will be cream colored.

But let’s be serious. No one is going to want the dumbed-down, crapped-out, stripped version of Xbox 360. First and foremost, Halo 3 won’t be out until April at the earliest, so anyone who owns Halo 2 will want the backwards compatibility. Include that group when you consider people who don’t want to keep two Xboxes sitting on their entertainment center.

Analysts speculate that Microsoft may drop the price from $399 to $299 in time for the PS3 launch. I’m inclined to agree, and I suspect that rather than offer the light version for $199 or $249, Microsoft will simply phase it out.

I was going to say that the Xbox 360 will be the first system I get so early in its life cycle since the Super NES, but I forget that I got a Gamecube on day one. Poor Gamecube. Poor, stupid Gamecube.

Jimi Hendrix

I just read a story on CNN.com called The strange life of Jimi Hendrix. It talks about a new book about Jimi, Room Full of Mirrors, written by Charles R. Cross. According to the book, Hendrix got discharged from the Army by pretending to be gay.

Hey, maybe Jimi did say, “‘Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.”

PTI on SportsCenter

ESPN has started this new thing where PTI airs in its normal time slot from 5:30 to 6 PM, but instead of ending the show at 6, Wilbon says, “See you in six minutes.” Then SportsCenter starts, recaps the latest big thing, previews the 90 (ugh) minute show, then says, “Coming up after the break, PTI.”

So at about 6:12 we see the last two minutes of PTI. Stat Boy actually points out mistakes before 6 PM. I haven’t seen the 6:30 ESPNews replay of PTI, but I’m curious to see how it ends there. Perhaps the final two minutes are just tacked on the end of the first thirty.

I never published my massive ESPN post, but it’s still saved and I still think about it sometimes. In it, I mention how basically every show on ESPN at one time or another has tried to emulate PTI, most noticeably SportsCenter. I did not enjoy when they brought in people like Mitch Albom and Dan LeBatard to give op-ed pieces. I don’t think anyone else did, either, or they would have stuck around. There used to be head-to-head stuff on specific sports, but “Fact or Fiction” seems to have evolved out of that, which is much less confrontational but still entertaining to a point.

Moving the final two minutes of PTI to 6:12 appears to be a very weak attempt by ESPN to get people to watch ninety minutes of SportsCenter. At 6:14 I turned the channel.

San Andreas: Adults Only

Yesterday, the Entertainment Software Ratings Board (ESRB) changed the rating of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas from M (Mature) to AO (Adults Only).

This is a setback and a wake-up call.

It’s a setback to Take Two Interactive, publisher of GTA games, and Rockstar Interactive, developer of GTA games. It’s a setback to the video game industry, an industry that many wish would receive respect as an art form on par with music and film.

It’s a wake-up call to the ESRB, and also to the public, society, the government, fans, parents, gamers, whatever.

Part of me wants to talk about Rockstar and say, “What the hell were they thinking?” But then I think it through. A game like San Andreas contains millions of lines of code and hundreds of thousands of man-hours. The content in the game that caused this whole mess in inaccessible through normal means. It’s stuff that ended up on the cutting room floor, to bust a cliche. But a cliche that represents an excellent metaphor.

When it comes to film, material cut from theatrical release but available on DVD is referred to as “bonus material.” The rule is also that when you buy a DVD with bonus material, you’ll often find text written on the back of the case, somewhere near the bottom, that says, “bonus material not rated.”

And you know what? Wal-Mart sells that DVD.

Of course, we’re not talking about X-rated or even NC-17 films. Wal-Mart doesn’t carry them. But there is a significant jump from R to NC-17 (or at least in theory). The jump from M to AO is, apparently, three words. Please examine the lengths to which the MPAA goes to explain its rating system, and then examine the lengths (or lack thereof) to which the ESRB goes to explain its own system.

It seems that for a game to warrant an AO rating rather than M, it must feature one or more of the following: prolonged intense violence, rather than (brief?) intense violence; graphic sexual content, rather than (nongraphic?) sexual content; or nudity. I find it interesting that nudity is one of the taboo items, because nudity certainly does not warrant an automatic NC-17 in film, and actually doesn’t even warrant an R; Please see PG-13 rated film Titanic. Also, please see M rated game God of War, which featured full-frontal female nudity, and a nongraphic (but easily accessible) sexual mini-game.

So with the revised rating of San Andreas, the ESRB is telling us that minus the sexual mini-game, San Andreas contains intense violence, but not prolonged intense violence? An average player can expect to spend 20 to 40 hours playing San Andreas. Missions involve sniping, drive-by shooting, setting explosives … and these do not make for prolonged intense violence?

The distinction between the M rating and the AO rating is neither large nor distinct. If it’s small and hazy, we really have to wonder if there is any distinction at all. The fact is, the point of AO is not to protect children from those horrible, ultra-violent, ultra-sexual games. The point of AO is so that no matter how offensive an M rated game seems, you can always say, it could have been worse. It’s not the worst possible thing out there. AO protects everyone — developers, publishers, retailers (Wal-Mart), and consumers (parents). No matter how bad a game is, retailers can say, “Well, at least we don’t sell AO games to young, impressionable children,” and parents can say, “I made sure that little Jimmy never played any of those nasty AO games.”

It would almost seem that the ESRB caved under political pressure. Who wouldn’t? Does deceiving consumers, retailers, and the ESRB — intentionally or unintentionally — warrant a slap on the wrist? Absolutely. Does a sexual mini-game (that features no nudity!) warrant the AO rating? Absolutely not. But the publicity surrounding this story got out of control and the ESRB had to take some concrete action. Something that would make a good headline.

This is a setback because it makes game developers and publishers look bad. It doesn’t help the ESRB, but revising the rating is the only way to save face. It’s a wake-up call because developers from now on must consider all code in the shipping version of a game, whether it is executed during normal use or not. It’s a wake-up call to the ESRB because you know someone (Hillary Clinton, Chuck Schumer) will be looking at video game ratings with enlivened eyes. It’s a wake-up call to everyone else because we’ve got to understand that video games are not movies, the same ratings do not apply and the same rules do not apply. It is not as simple as playing the game before allowing your children to play the game, but it is certainly not as simple as looking at the big letter on the front of the box, either. Reactionaries claim that parents should not rely on ratings to do their job for them, but let’s be realistic. It might take a person a month or a year to complete a game. Ratings are necessary. It is the responsibility of the ESRB to ensure that its ratings are realistic and reasonable, and it is the responsibility of developers and publishers to ensure that those ratings are based on a product in its entirety.

G4: My Guilty Pleasure

For a while now I’ve said that I don’t watch regular television programming anymore because I’m turned off by the need to watch every week on a schedule, and that my interests have turned to sports and news.

As of the last two years or so, my habits have expanded.

I mean, I catch MTV now and then, and MTV seems to cater to my schedule disdain because they often show, say, this week’s The Real World at 9:30 PM on Tuesday, and they’ll show the previous three episodes, in order, starting at 8. It’s great. You can watch once a month and never miss a thing.

To be honest, I also watched a marathon of the entire Las Vegas season (had to record the last couple episodes) and watched the Paris season every week, but at that time I was watching a lot of stuff every week. The latest thing I enjoyed was Inferno 2.

Back to now. X-Play. It used to be called Extended Play, and it started on TechTV. I have posted about TechTV before. Back in my senior year of college I would watch Call For Help on TechTV with Morash. It was very dorky, and most of it was stuff that wasn’t new to me. But about once a week there was something interesting that I had never seen before, and even the stuff that was familiar was attractive because programming like that was available nowhere else.

I remember watching Extended Play when it was new (during senior year) and Adam Sessler was the host. I remember thinking how awful the show was. Then a few months ago I realized that I enjoy the program, and I respect its opinions. At some point (maybe when they changed the name), X-Play added Morgan Webb as Adam’s co-host. You might have heard of Morgan when Madonna’s website got hacked a couple years ago — one of the hackers posted a marriage proposal to Morgan Webb on Madonna.com. Also, Morgan was one of Maxim’s 100 most beautiful women or something.

Now because of X-Play I find myself watching other G4 shows. I can’t stand Cheat!, but Attack of the Show is sometimes bearable and there is a drift racing show that I find interesting if for nothing else its unique content. I’ve never seen G-Phoria, but I’d like to.

With the praise, I have to bash a little. The other game review shows on G4 suck. All of them. X-Play is the only good one.

Batman Begins and War of the Worlds

Within the last four days, I saw both War of the Worlds and Batman Begins with Steph. Four words.

Batman. Begins. Was. Awesome.

Now I’m not gonna rip on War of the Worlds (necessarily). It was good. But I just didn’t think it was great. For one, I think it was missing basic plot elements, like a climax.

Batman Begins, however … I loved it. Halfway through the movie, I was watching one particularly good sequence, thinking, “This movie is awesome.”

The sequence I speak of was when Batman was driving the batmobile (with a passenger) back to the batcave, and he had to go through a tunnel. The sequence through the tunnel … made me want to play the tunnel level in Halo 2. I have never before watched a scene in a movie that made me want to play a video game. One sequence in Batman Begins made me want to play one level in Halo 2. All I can say is … awesome.

I actually have no complaints about Batman Begins. I have questions about the ending, which I believe was the filmmakers’ intent. I don’t want to spoil it, which may lead me to create a Batman Begins discussion page on par with my Star Wars discussion page. (I may do the same for War of the Worlds, but for fewer reasons and with less enthusiasm.)

So … if you’ve seen Batman Begins, go see War of the Worlds. If you’re choosing between the two … go see Batman Begins.

So I’m Working On This Enormous ESPN Post

I’ve been working on a post called “ESPN Hardcore” for days. It’s so long and it’s taking so much thought that I’m thinking about breaking it up.

It’s occurred to me that the Trifecta may be an attempt to address some of the issues I have with ESPN, but I don’t really like the Trifecta. So I’m stuck in the mega-post on the “solution” part. Right now my solution sounds suspiciously like Trifecta, but I dont’ like how that’s turned out, so …

I’m still working on it.

StarCraft

On Tuesday, I bought StarCraft Battle Chest. The box includes StarCraft, StarCraft: Brood War, and Prima strategy guides for both.

StarCraft was released in (April?) 1998 and its expansion pack, Brood War, was released later (November?) that year. It became the best-selling PC game of all time. It has currently sold 9 million copies, which must be more than Myst but less than The Sims.

My major influence for getting StarCraft is Dan Brown. I don’t even remember how or when I first learned that Brown likes StarCraft. Sure, there was the time I was with him when he bought Civilization III in a tin case, so I probably either knew it then or learned it then.

I was expecting more from the graphics, but let’s face it — we’re in 2005 and this game was released in 1998. It doesn’t even require a 3D accelerator. All the graphics are done with sprites. I was surprised that there isn’t even an option to zoom out. I bought Dungeon Keeper when it came out, which must have been between late 1995 and summer 1998, and although its environments were very plain and static, there was a 3D aspect that allowed the user to zoom in and out and rotate the camera. As in StarCraft, all the characters were made up of sprites.

I never got particularly deep into Dungeon Keeper, so although I can’t make the best comparison there, I assume it shares many elements with StarCraft. I did play a lot of SimCity on the Super NES, however. I find a lot of similarities — multiple crisis management and resource geography, to name a few.

Like I said, I got it Tuesday and I’ve played it every day since then — at the expense of further breaking in my glove. I’m not quite a third of the way through the first game and I haven’t touched the expansion pack — but like I said, I just got it.

I’m going to lightsaber your ass like General Grievous

I just set up a Star Wars Discussion page.

As I explain on that page, I’ve discussed Episode III with Steph, Brown, and the old man. But way back in the summer of 2001, Smiz had the WCIFT forums up, and Morash and I discussed several films over that forum, including American Pie 2 and Planet of the Apes.

I’d like the Star Wars page to use a threaded comment structure. I found a plugin for it , but I want to maintain the traditional, nonthreaded structure for the majority of DP.com, and that plugin implements the change system wide (from what I can tell). Maybe someone knows of a method to implement it on a case-by-case basis.

Anyway, check it out or Brown will come and get you.

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